In a Cavalier
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- Author: WithBareEyes
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[JAKES VERSE]let me tell you a story about a kid name jake who fell in love with a preteenhe likes them big he likes them small he likes them short he likes them tall he likes them all he likes them young and full of alcoholhe makes exceptions for girls a little older they have to have one qualitythey either have to have dated his friends or give him lots of stuff for free....raquel...whore.heres another little story about a kid name jake who fell in love with a fat chicki might be mistaken on the whole " love thing " prolly just wanted a place for his ****when she was driving her arm fat jiggled like a bowl mommas cherry jellothe old saying 'more cushion for the pushin' and this chick was shaped like a pillowhe took her out for dinner and a movie but she just wanted dinner and dinnera bucket of chicken she was finger licking but she wasnt gettin any thinneri know he thinks that shoving in a fatty wont do any harm...well jake, dont be so sure, what the fuck is on your arm??its gettin hot maybe he should take her home and get her naked on his twin sized bed...or maybe they could just stay in the car if she was still hungry she could give him head...jacob thought it out, all that weight on his bed just like i said it filled his head with fearmaybe they could just stay in the car be the inspiration for song calledsex in a cavalierand she saiduh oh whats thisa hershey kissits not his dickbut it sure looks like itand i wishyou could see itthe car has an donutwith extra glaze on ituh oh for goodness sakeswith all that weight in the carpull the emergency brakeits times like thisi know he thinksit a damn good thing hes blindcant see whats touching his dick.....[BLUES VERSE]let me tell you a story about a kid named blue who thinks he can singhe tries to make his voice sound pretty but all he does is make my ears ringwhen hes alone he shaves his stomache and chest sometimes i wonder if hes really a chickand one more thing his toes are webbed i bet his thighs are webbed right to his dickwhen he starts his car it squeeks its really an annoying noisebut one good thing about his car is it disguises the sound of his voice...everyday we hear you sing -it sounds just like nails on a chalkboardbut only if you through it out of a plane a mile high and then it hit a horsei know us singing about how you cant sing is getting on your nerves.well heres your big shot blue, you can take the second verse...............boo woomy name is bluei can screamway better then you!i got a carits super fastand i style my hairwith the juice from my asshey girlsim in a bandand i'd love to make loveto something other then my handso to all the hoesand all the bitcheshow would you liketo take all three inches??oh yeah...and they'll say...oh jeezehis hair is full of greasehe says its gelbut it smells like taco belloh noas she lookes down belowshe questions him....wondering if its coldoh heyhe has something to sayjust cause he works at expressit doesnt mean hes gayits times like this i know he thinksday jobs are a damn good thing....when you cant fucking sing[RAYS PART]now i'll tell you a story about a kid names ray who addicted to catsthe only pussy he neglects to touch is located in his girlfriends pantsyou'll never tear him away from his games but if you try you'll need some luck.its been a year since hes moved from his couch and now he has grow two c-cups.he has toys set up all around his house i guess he likes to pretendthat hes just like goku or broly. or maybe he just likes half naked menbut its hard to make fun of him because hes one of the nicest guys...ok, maybe thats not it, its probably because hes like six foot fiveyou always say you cant stay out late or that you gotta work at 8but we all know you dont wanna make cassie mad cuz when you do she throws all your plateseveryday he stays in the house and his idea of fun,is working at dvincis cuz he gets a squirt of special sauce directly in his buns...well ray stop being gayjust come outside, come and play with usits me and pauland jake we'll calllets get rid of your cholesteralhey, ray, stop being gaypause the game, and come and play with us.its me and pauland jake we'll calllets lower your cholesteral todayoh shitwe wish you werent so whippedyour in the same boat as jakebut with a bigger wake...oh noyou jiggle like jellopilsburygo outside, stop kneeding your doughoh jeezstop playing dbzyour not like broly...you have to many caloriesits times like this i know he thinkshe needs to find 3 new friendsmaybe new half naked men...
Edward and Bellas Wedding slide
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My Little Idea on Edward and Bellas wedding.Just small details and a nice song.Photos from Flikr.I own nothing in this slideshow.Please leave your comments...be nice!!!!
New PC - Clock Problem
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http://secure.newegg.com/WishList/PublicWishDetail.aspx?WishListNumber=9378552Just put together that build and installed Vista Home Premium 64 bit. Plugged directly into my TV via HDMI. After it gets past the bios, the system clock goes crazy. This has an effect on everything time based. You can see the kind of stuff that happens starting around .I tried to show my bios settings in the video, which have mostly remained untouched, but I don't think they showed up well on my crappy camera. So I took pictures instead:http://s733.photobucket.com/albums/ww339/thalandor46/Bios/I'm at a total loss here. If anyone has any idea what might be causing this, please let me know.
Perfect hawaiian getaway: hawaii - vacation in hawaii
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http://www.GlobalResortsLuxuryTravel.net 215-933-9286 What's your idea of the perfect getaway in hawaii? Spa, golf, boating...make this the best vacation in hawaii ever. Call for info
What Are *Good* Home Based Business Ideas?? Check This Out
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http://www.MoneywithTerell.ws Business Ideas The following list is a collection of business ideas gathered . South Kootenay residents in home based business ideas Home based business ideas.
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